christmastime at the lalondes
rose is rummaging through the kitchen trying to find a chinese takeout menu when she finds a pink dildo which can only belong to one person
she superglues it to her mothers bedroom door to show her that is not where these things go
the next day she wakes up to find her mom had hung a wreath off of it
real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.
oh it’s been abit over a year since i dislocated my shoulder last now
it still hurts like i did it really recently though. i need to find another doctor who doesn’t think i am somehow faking it
>:U but fuck finding a new doctor